“Hi Peter”

“Hi! Eh doing?”

“I’m at the hospital. I’m going to have a baby.”

“Oh, great.”

“How are you?”

“I’m playing with my butterfly”

“Have you had breakfast?”

“Mommy have baby”

“Do you want to come to the hospital and see baby today?”

“Yeah, great…..Bye Bye!”

Not bad for a two year old. He sounds excited. Now I have to just convince the other one that my water broke and that means you are supposed to come out now. Not move around and bide your time! Starting pitocin to hopefully get some progression here…